toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

sailorbrazil:

gaypeopletwitter:

yinx:

read a girl who dates books

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sharingtoast:

polliewog:

meanplastic:

Lady Gaga as a mom

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thebootydiaries:

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bondingthroughmutualhatred:

confessionistt:

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

gaypussyretard:

whirlybirbs:

setheverman:

what is the january mood?

nowhites:

shejla24:

same energy

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